Stupid city people!

How to draw a crowd of guys drinking Mountain Dew at a wedding reception in Illinois - get your Dodge stuck so it needs to be pulled out.

Instructions:

1. Park in a sparsely gravelled lot where there has been 10 inches of rain in the last week.


2. While going around the end of the row of cars to get out - swing out too wide


3. Ground is too wet and muddy; forward motion of car stops


4. Hubby hits the gas a little harder


5. No movement


6. Hubby floors the excelerator throwing mud, water, and grass everywhere


7. Wife yells, "STOP ALREADY!"


8. Hubby says, "I'm sorry, now what should we do?"


9. Wife says, "I don't want to answer questions; take care of it"


10. Hubby gets brother-in-law (who is in a tux) to pull car out with his big truck


11. Brother-in-law's truck (which is not 4 wheel drive) spins and spins throwing more dirt, mud, and muck on car.
12. Hubby has window down; gets hit with flying debris
13. Hubby states that wife may need to clean the inside of the door


14. Wife mutters under breath


15. Crowd of macho male party goers begins to assemble
16. Crowd now considers this unfortunate event a challenge to be conquered


17. One of them mercifully drives his huge, red, 4-wheel drive, dual wheeled truck around


18. Wife takes off shoes, gets out of car, and stands at a distance while shaking head


19. Men discuss where to hook the chain at


20. Wife considers disappearing until its over, but stays anyway


21. Men hook onto rear axel


22. Wife hopes car makes it out in one piece


23. Mr. 4-wheel drive carefully pulls out Dodge


24. Wife expresses thanks and hurriedly gets in car


25. Crowd of macho men laugh, slaps each other on the back, and disperses


26. Wife instructs Hubby he WILL be going to the car wash at 10 o'clock at night


27. Wife then clarifies that Hubby will be going alone


28. Hubby drops off wife at his parents


29. Wife snaps picture and laughs hysterically


30. Hubby drives off alone


31. Attendant at car wash is amused and confused

There you have it. How to give a free show at a wedding reception!