Let's just say up front, field trips to the art museum and 10-year old boys are not the best combination. Sure, they enjoyed the contemporary art installation of the floor that they could walk on that was made up of thousands of little PVC people holding up a clear floor. That was cool.

But I could have really done with out the snickering and pointing when they would walk past a sculpture or painting where someone was not fully dressed. Not that we were seeking them out, but after all it is an art museum and you're bound to walk past one here and there.

I discovered that the place for us to be was the contemporary art floor because you can't really figure out what you're looking at up there anyway. This is called "Egyptian Barnyard". Sure, whatever!

However the highlight of my day was when we went outside on the 2nd floor balcony and my son just happens to lose his papers over the railing. The papers that he had to turn back in...for a grade! Immediatly came the response, "I'm sorry, it was an accident, I didn't mean to..." What they just jumped out of your hand? We found out after hoofing it all around the museum (on a gimpy foot) that it's virtually impossible to get to the outside ground level on that side of the museum. Fortunately we ran into the teacher and she had extra papers.
We finish up the day in the gift shop. Why? No one has any money! But hey, we need to look at the overpriced souveniers. After several minutes I heard one of the boys in my group say, "Hey Aaron, come here!" I see the boys in the back corner of the shop. Sure enough they're pointing and snickering at the art books with the, you guessed it, nude paintings on the front. "All right! Time for everyone to clear out." Mercifully the buses pulled up not too long after that and we were gone.